Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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