the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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