The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
