shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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