im drinking this country out of the recession.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He did a backflip because drugs
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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