Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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