Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
