Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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