Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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