Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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