What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I love having hate sex.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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