and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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