Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Of course I have a pirate flag
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
