great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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