He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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