Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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