Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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