Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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