I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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