and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize
