I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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