UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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