dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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