He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
