we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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