What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
you made out with another girl for some wings
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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