He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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