I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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