She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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