Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
why is half of my head shaved?
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