plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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