Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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