This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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