she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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