Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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