none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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