I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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