You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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