We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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