She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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