Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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