My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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