so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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