i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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