ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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