Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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