Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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