No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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