i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
How external is "for external use only"?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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