another moral hangover. fuck.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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