just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You pole danced in your parka.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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