You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We need to rekindle our bromance
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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