i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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